I would like to reinstate the government mandated goth gf, remove the government mandated part, remove the government entirely, keep the polyamorous part, replace the house on 2% interest with a hand-built communal living arrangement with chickens and a workshop with too much sawdust, swap the EV for a nice E-bike, and trade half the lube for a pirate flag - but only half!
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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Couple changes: polyamorous femboy hooters furry twink, any EV under 50k, and bad dragon lube instead of zyn
I could be more picky, but those are the major adjustments necessary
blarghly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
But if the goth GFs are state mandated it implies every human being should have one for a life worth giving, which checks out.
blarghly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Literally as necessary as cheese
FarmTaco@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
we’re gonna need a lot more goth breeding pens
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
What are you going to do with half a pirate flag?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Wardrobe for the goth gf.
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Who else really wants a femboy hooters?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
wonder if all it takes is opening hooters franchise and hire femboys, and if corporate complains say it’s because gender discrimination laws and sue them instead so ALL hooters become femboy hooters.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
What coward is downvoting this?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some just don’t know the true euphoria of riding a femboy fox. Poor souls, they are.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Or they had one burn down their house and fuck their sister and are still sore about it.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
…need to talk about anything? :p