I would like to reinstate the government mandated goth gf, remove the government mandated part, remove the government entirely, keep the polyamorous part, replace the house on 2% interest with a hand-built communal living arrangement with chickens and a workshop with too much sawdust, swap the EV for a nice E-bike, and trade half the lube for a pirate flag - but only half!
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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Couple changes: polyamorous femboy hooters furry twink, any EV under 50k, and bad dragon lube instead of zyn
I could be more picky, but those are the major adjustments necessary
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
But if the goth GFs are state mandated it implies every human being should have one for a life worth giving, which checks out.
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Literally as necessary as cheese
FarmTaco@lemmy.world 2 months ago
we’re gonna need a lot more goth breeding pens
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 months ago
What are you going to do with half a pirate flag?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Wardrobe for the goth gf.
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who else really wants a femboy hooters?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
wonder if all it takes is opening hooters franchise and hire femboys, and if corporate complains say it’s because gender discrimination laws and sue them instead so ALL hooters become femboy hooters.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 months ago
What coward is downvoting this?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some just don’t know the true euphoria of riding a femboy fox. Poor souls, they are.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
Or they had one burn down their house and fuck their sister and are still sore about it.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
…need to talk about anything? :p