Yes, my toilet doesn’t even have an internet connection, it doesn’t change colour depending on the weather, and it doesn’t say “Thank you!”. Can you imagine such barbarity?!
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waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 1 day agoEveryone! This guy lower his toilet seat all the way to the bowl by hand!
Lembot_0005@lemy.lol 1 day ago
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Then how can you even tell if your toilet is online?!
IronBird@lemmy.world 1 day ago
should atleast get one with a bidet though, rest of the world living in the future bro…stop wiping your ass with hand like a barbarian
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hey, maybe they enjoy the bone-jarring slam that happens in the middle pf the night when the seat slips out of their hand and slams down like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
Who are we to judge? 🤣
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just sit down, you never have to put the seat up
protist@mander.xyz 1 day ago
You close the lid before you flush, right? …right?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 15 hours ago
Then the inside of the lid gets icky and I can’t lounge while scrolling without wiping my back too.
espentan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And miss all the action?! /s
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Nah, you know what they say