Comment on Apropos the American Standard

• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey, maybe they enjoy the bone-jarring slam that happens in the middle pf the night when the seat slips out of their hand and slams down like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

  Who are we to judge? 🤣

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just sit down, you never have to put the seat up

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You close the lid before you flush, right? …right?

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      • espentan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And miss all the action?! /s

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      • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Then the inside of the lid gets icky and I can’t lounge while scrolling without wiping my back too.

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      • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nah, you know what they say

        The spice must flow

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• Lembot_0005@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes, my toilet doesn’t even have an internet connection, it doesn’t change colour depending on the weather, and it doesn’t say “Thank you!”. Can you imagine such barbarity?!

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  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Then how can you even tell if your toilet is online?!

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  • IronBird@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    should atleast get one with a bidet though, rest of the world living in the future bro…stop wiping your ass with hand like a barbarian

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