Comment on Apropos the American Standard
Lembot_0005@lemy.lol 1 day ago
Well, that’s what you deserve for overcomplicating simple things such as a toilet seat :)
Comment on Apropos the American Standard
Lembot_0005@lemy.lol 1 day ago
Well, that’s what you deserve for overcomplicating simple things such as a toilet seat :)
waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Everyone! This guy lower his toilet seat all the way to the bowl by hand!
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hey, maybe they enjoy the bone-jarring slam that happens in the middle pf the night when the seat slips out of their hand and slams down like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
Who are we to judge? 🤣
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just sit down, you never have to put the seat up
protist@mander.xyz 1 day ago
You close the lid before you flush, right? …right?
Lembot_0005@lemy.lol 1 day ago
Yes, my toilet doesn’t even have an internet connection, it doesn’t change colour depending on the weather, and it doesn’t say “Thank you!”. Can you imagine such barbarity?!
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Then how can you even tell if your toilet is online?!
IronBird@lemmy.world 1 day ago
should atleast get one with a bidet though, rest of the world living in the future bro…stop wiping your ass with hand like a barbarian