Comment on Apropos the American Standard

Lembot_0005@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Everyone! This guy lower his toilet seat all the way to the bowl by hand!

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hey, maybe they enjoy the bone-jarring slam that happens in the middle pf the night when the seat slips out of their hand and slams down like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

    Who are we to judge? 🤣

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just sit down, you never have to put the seat up

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      • protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You close the lid before you flush, right? …right?

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  • Lembot_0005@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes, my toilet doesn’t even have an internet connection, it doesn’t change colour depending on the weather, and it doesn’t say “Thank you!”. Can you imagine such barbarity?!

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    • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Then how can you even tell if your toilet is online?!

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    • IronBird@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      should atleast get one with a bidet though, rest of the world living in the future bro…stop wiping your ass with hand like a barbarian

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