Comment on Anon has had enough

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You apparently have no idea the dick’s talent for aiming for the crack between the seat and rim, no matter how you go about “tucking” it downwards to try to prevent just that. Even sitting, leaning so far forward your hands are on the floor, is no guarantee

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m glad to learn that mine lacks that talent. I never even knew that was a thing.

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  • Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I agree that this can happen, but at least its pretty rare. Standing while peeing however makes a mess in a radius around the toilet every time. I mean, when you live alone and have no guests ever then this might not be an issue, but in every other case it’s pretty nasty.

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    • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Back when I could consistently roll my foreskin back, aiming from standing was the cleaner option. I have no idea what animals you’ve lived with that couldn’t get their pee in the bowl consistently, but I’m sorry, I guess?

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  • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Use a hand to bend it down.

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• chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But then you risk it touching the inside parts of the toilet which is nasty

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    clean your toilet mr long schlong

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    • falseWhite@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So the options are, pee sitting down and always clean the inside of the toilet. Or pee standing up, and sometimes clean what you missed

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      • green_copper@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Shouldn't cleaning the toilet and bathroom interior in general regularly be the default?

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      • calcopiritus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sometimes? I’m not tall at all, and if I pee standing up I later see droplets of pee basically everywhere. It wasn’t that much of a problem as a child, so I guess it’s height-based. But again, for an adult I’m not tall at all.

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      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Or y’know, just clean the toilet regularly.

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Growers win again

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• Ajen@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If he chops it off he’ll have to sit down anyway, so yeah…

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