Except there literally wasn’t. It was fake news.
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Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 day agoThere was a truck full of hostile monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and covid that crashed and they all got loose. Happened yesterday or so. Some may still be on the loose.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Psythik@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I thought the police shot them all except one?
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m not really sure, the article I read said 3 were still on the loose, but also said only 1 was on the loose still.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Unfortunately they were not infected with anything. The local sheriff just made that bit up.
The facility does house infected monkeys, but these had not yet been infected and were being relocated to a different facility
tourist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
🙉
RFK’s health department pretty much ensured they all have polio, cholera and COVID-38 by now
missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
is COVID-38 from 13 years in the future or are we just versioning it like web browsers now?
tomenzgg@midwest.social 1 day ago
Welcome back, Rush Limbaugh.
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DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 day ago
There was an episode where Barney Fife thought he had a chance of being in a Hollywood movie…
Life imitates art, again.