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• Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There was a truck full of hostile monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and covid that crashed and they all got loose. Happened yesterday or so. Some may still be on the loose.

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  • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Unfortunately they were not infected with anything. The local sheriff just made that bit up.

    The facility does house infected monkeys, but these had not yet been infected and were being relocated to a different facility

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    • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Unfortunately

      🙉

      these had not yet been infected

      RFK’s health department pretty much ensured they all have polio, cholera and COVID-38 by now

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      • missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        is COVID-38 from 13 years in the future or are we just versioning it like web browsers now?

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    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There was an episode where Barney Fife thought he had a chance of being in a Hollywood movie…

      Life imitates art, again.

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Except there literally wasn’t. It was fake news.

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  • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought the police shot them all except one?

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m not really sure, the article I read said 3 were still on the loose, but also said only 1 was on the loose still.

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