Comment on You're so predictable

Part4@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  why do i need to go down the stairs to leave the house when I’m already on the first floor? And what is ground floor? Image

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  • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I bet you’re from the kind of place that has the head of state and head of government be the same person. I mean, I am too, but I bet you also are.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well no, I’m just pretending. I’m from a country where the head of state is called Prince Pilsner. Also the US isn’t the only country that doesn’t use ground floor.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storey#/media/File:Countrie…

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      • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I, too, am speaking tongue-in-cheek.

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• myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My coat does not require keys, so no

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• Credibly_Human@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Truly, its not all that funny because its like, yeah, Im reading a meme. Of course I dont pay attention to the details. This isn’t a large itemized bill

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• Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And yet you don’t even know how many steps your stairs had!

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Joke’s on you I have known the amount of stairs in our house since forever. It’s 16 to the second floor and 5 into the cellar. I also realised that 16 is a really common number of steps for ascending 1 floor in residential housing.

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  • howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, my toddler makes me count the steps each time we go up and down.

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    • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shit that was unpredictable!

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