I don’t want to imagine the level of procrastination I would have if I was immortal.
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ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
This is the main reason why, if you come across a genie in a lamp, you should probably not wish for immortality. You’re gonna be hellafuckin bored for a loooooooong time.
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
EldenLord@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I would wish for a life that ends when I want it to. Like the numenoreans had in LoTR
Evotech@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Just one trillion years will do
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
From what I have read on the internet so far, it’s probably best to not wish for anything at all. Just throw it in the deepest ocean to do us all a favour.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I suppose you could wish for all genies to be instantly annihilated. Maybe toss the GOP in there for good measure.
Calabast@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
“Your wish shall be granted.”
genie destroys the universe
stelelor@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
“Eh, worth it.”
Valmond@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
What about extreme longevity though
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Why? Are you bored now? If so, why is it a problem? If not, then what’s the problem?