Comment on I do it at least 35 times just in case

• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You have two hands, right?

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I need both of them for my monster dong

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    • exu@feditown.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Skill issue

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      • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Speak for yourself. We don’t all have three hands!

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.

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      • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You‘re way too friendly. I‘d‘ve hit him with the old “one hand to hold the magnifying glass, the other to operate the tweezers, eh?”

        Why yes thank you I do like my Nokia with the Britney Spears cover.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes, what’s the next step?

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Type with one hand, wank with the other of course. Use whichever hand will make you last the right amount of time for the circumstance.

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• Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  dicktation!

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