I’m so full of purpose I don’t even notice the need to masturbate which gnaws at my consciousness every moment, which always sings its endless siren’s song of sin, I go the entire day without paying a single thought to my aching cock which throbs urgently for release by any means. It’s so great bros
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snoons@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Anon gives themselves purpose, somehow still mentions that they don’t masturbate.
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Twice!
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You can’t trust dudes who say they don’t jerk off, either they’re lying or dangerously crazy.
j4k3@piefed.world 1 day ago
It's right there in Maslow's Hierarchy of human needs at the top of the list. It may be an aging theory, but it is admissible in many courts. A lack of sexual expression is unhealthy and harmful for all humans. The person is literally saying they are doubling down on dogma and tribalism; two of the most dangerous and toxic traits of the most animalistic and deranged humans.
So yeah, someone saying this kind of nonsense is scarcely better than someone talking about how jihad gets them close to god.
stingpie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
From an ace perspective, the statement that sexual expression is a human need is bizarre. I don’t really know how horny regular people are, but this makes it seem like an obsession. It’s like if I said bird watching is a human need; you’d immediately assume I spend like six hours a day bird watching to think it was biologically necessary.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I thought the top of the list was self actualisation, but I think you have sense on your side there.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’d say it’s usually both.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
I wouldn’t. IMO there’s 2 options: they’re lying, or they’re lying and they’re dangerously crazy
Marthirial@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Translation: furious and compulsive masturbation.