Comment on Discussion Thread 🏟️ Sunday 31 August 2025

LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

My mother, like a number of middle - older aged women, has fallen into the SheIn / Temu craze. I find it a bit ironic, seeing as she used to work in fashion and make clothes. The most useful thing she’s gotten from Temu is this portable air pump for tyres.

Anyway. I came home last week, and there were two baseball bats, and a bingo set on the table. I ask too many questions, which my family hate, but I was genuinely curious as to what these items were doing in the house. My mum is not the kind of person to play bingo, or do sports. I asked my mum what the items were doing there. She deflected the question in some way.

A week later, the bats were still on the table.

Me: what are the bats on the table for?

Mother: what do you think they’re for?

Me: to hit someone with if they break into the house?

Her: doesn’t say no

Me: did you get them from Temu?

Her: no, SheIn

I’m convinced she wanted free delivery or had a coupon. Grrrrr.

Me: I would just let someone kill me if they break in.

Her: well I don’t want to die that way. I’ve got one under my bed.

I’m convinced this woman is going insane. Yes, protect your safety. But keeping bats? We live in a relatively safe part of this city but there have been a few aggravated burglaries and stabbings nearby in recent times. Someone nearby had their car stolen from their garage.

I just think it’s a bit too much. It would be fun to bludgeon someone who’s trying to attack me though (/j). Anyone else sleep with some sort of weapon near them?

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