My mother, like a number of middle - older aged women, has fallen into the SheIn / Temu craze. I find it a bit ironic, seeing as she used to work in fashion and make clothes. The most useful thing she’s gotten from Temu is this portable air pump for tyres.
Anyway. I came home last week, and there were two baseball bats, and a bingo set on the table. I ask too many questions, which my family hate, but I was genuinely curious as to what these items were doing in the house. My mum is not the kind of person to play bingo, or do sports. I asked my mum what the items were doing there. She deflected the question in some way.
A week later, the bats were still on the table.
Me: what are the bats on the table for?
Mother: what do you think they’re for?
Me: to hit someone with if they break into the house?
Her: doesn’t say no
Me: did you get them from Temu?
Her: no, SheIn
I’m convinced she wanted free delivery or had a coupon. Grrrrr.
Me: I would just let someone kill me if they break in.
Her: well I don’t want to die that way. I’ve got one under my bed.
I’m convinced this woman is going insane. Yes, protect your safety. But keeping bats? We live in a relatively safe part of this city but there have been a few aggravated burglaries and stabbings nearby in recent times. Someone nearby had their car stolen from their garage.
I just think it’s a bit too much. It would be fun to bludgeon someone who’s trying to attack me though (/j). Anyone else sleep with some sort of weapon near them?
StudChud@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I have a baseball bat, for when I lived in a house that didn’t have a secure fence lol. I still have it, I’ve never used it, it’s brand new.
I get the idea, but leaving them on the table for that long is silly as 😂
And the addiction to buying shit from shein and temu is just pure consumerism at its finest 🤦♀️
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I buy a lot of stuff online because I’m sick of being ripped off by shops here