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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    So much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      What? It’s not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery…

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.

  My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  OTOH there won’t be half as many independence days

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Counterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.

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