Comment on mmmm yes undoubtedly

• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.

  My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire

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    • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.

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      • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        you were lucky to have a turnip field, we used tk live on the forest floor in a hole in the ground

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You ad a bed!? Luxury!

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What? It’s not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery…

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      • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We took the ones with teeth and left the ones without teeth.

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  OTOH there won’t be half as many independence days

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Counterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.

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• Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If they never use spices, what do they use for making curry?

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spices they don’t use?

  What do you think tea is made of?

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