Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁
Comment on mmmm yes undoubtedly
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks agoOh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
So much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
What? It’s not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery…
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
We took the ones with teeth and left the ones without teeth.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
OTOH there won’t be half as many independence days
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Counterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
If they never use spices, what do they use for making curry?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Spices they don’t use?
What do you think tea is made of?
Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.
My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire
Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
You had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
you were lucky to have a turnip field, we used tk live on the forest floor in a hole in the ground
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You ad a bed!? Luxury!