I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are.

I mean, really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ full on, watermelon in the thighs level carnage.

And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch.

I want it to get embarressing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.

Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, l’m a real freak. I’m not normal. Ma’am… Please… You have to crush me.