Comment on If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience

salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are.

  I mean, really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ full on, watermelon in the thighs level carnage.

  And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch.

  I want it to get embarressing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.

  Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, l’m a real freak. I’m not normal. Ma’am… Please… You have to crush me.

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  • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Excuse me, just one question: What the fuck?

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    • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Some people need a dommy mommy sometimes.

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    • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s what you get for feeding lemmings after midnight.

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    • cdf12345@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Spike gets horny.

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