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ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Test_Tickles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What a weird timeline… The US is going to outlaw vaccines at the same time that insurance companies will start refusing to pay for surgically implanted pacemakers and force everyone with a heart condition to wear electrified butt plugs.
  Automatic defibrillators everywhere will be reduced in size to a package smaller than a beer can, and CPR classes will teach you the proper way to spit on the AED before shoving it into someone’s butt.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m sure you could easily have a separate E-stim Plug in the AED kit, like how some have different pads for children and adults. Also pretty sure I could rig that right now with a few wire nuts and some tape.

    I hate that I immediately thought of a practical way to accomplish that before I thought “WTF!?”

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    • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Welcome to the engineering club. When I gave a size for the plug version of the AED, I took into account the current state of battery technology and also how many amps you might possibly be able to pass through the skin of the anus without doing severe damage.

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      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        So it’s normal to have all these random projects in my head all the time?

        So far I’ve stopped myself from putting a “discard vapes here” bin outside of a couple businesses so I can leech them for batteries… I keep thinking of things I could do, but I know I’m just going to collect a bunch of trash and have another project in the pipeline.

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• Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “My magical electric sex heart pants!”

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  • Coldcell@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  *buttplug

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Stim-plug.

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