Q: What do you call a doctor who is three sheets to the wind by mid-afternoon?
A: Doctor.
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slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 days ago
“Thank God you’re back, Doctor. We have a patient in ER with blunt chest trauma, he’s unresponsive and vitals are unstable. The imaging shows organ damage, possibly lung and heart involvement. The’re prepping for emergency surgery now, the anesthesiologist will brief you in Room E109.”
GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 days ago
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 days ago
“Hold my beer.”
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 days ago
*cheese fries
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?”
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Scalpel…
Suction…
Fry…
MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 days ago
“As long as you maintain sterile field, I don’t see any problem with it. Someone grab an extra scrub-tech to feed this doctor their cheese fries! They got a life to save!”