Q: What do you call a doctor who is three sheets to the wind by mid-afternoon?
A: Doctor.
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slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Thank God you’re back, Doctor. We have a patient in ER with blunt chest trauma, he’s unresponsive and vitals are unstable. The imaging shows organ damage, possibly lung and heart involvement. The’re prepping for emergency surgery now, the anesthesiologist will brief you in Room E109.”
GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 months ago
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Hold my beer.”
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
*cheese fries
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?”
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Scalpel…
Suction…
Fry…
MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 months ago
“As long as you maintain sterile field, I don’t see any problem with it. Someone grab an extra scrub-tech to feed this doctor their cheese fries! They got a life to save!”