Humans are a weed.
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tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
My definition: aggressive spread and resilience to removal.
Weeds that are pretty might get more of a pass than ones which are ugly, poisonous or thorny, but ultimately, even the most beautiful flower becomes a weed when it’s suddenly everywhere and you are fighting constantly to get rid of it.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
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Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
the fact it’s spreading means that it’s perfectly adapted for survival in that environment you created, so it’s perfect for that pace.
There is such a thing as exotic invasive species that destabilize the local ecosystem, though.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Yes, humans.
But I’m not just continuing a bit, humans are rally the source of a lot of invasive species introduced to local environments where otherwise that wouldn’t happen. And it mostly happened unintentionally, but intentionally too.
The dif I wanna point out is the scale & timeframes.
Eg naturally (by which I mean without human involvement) invasive species mostly happen really slowly, and from adjacent ecosystems (sure, there are exceptions, but it’s like spiders shooting butt-strings into the air & just by chance floating to Hawaii).
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
No weed is for plant. Fir animals its pest/vermin.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
The average growth rate from 10,000 BCE to 1700 was just 0.04% per year.
Wow that’s crazy to me. I had always envisioned humans steadily spreading and growing constantly. I had no idea that we were basically treading water for so long.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Love the malthusianism. Why function on person or life quality when you can terminate your thoughts with ‘human bad’?
No need to ever fix or grow if just ‘human bad’.
squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My definition: aggressive spread and resilience to removal.
That fits to a lot of useful plants too. Strawberries, Brambles, Mint, just to name a few.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yes. If you don’t have adequate containment then strawberries can absolutely be a weed.
A delicious weed, but still a weed.
squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And that’s the actual definition of a weed: If you don’t want it there, it’s a weed. If you do, it’s not.
GreenMartian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Many would argue that mint is an herb. But if you ever had your garden invaded by mint, you’ll definitely classify them under weed.
Always plant mint in a pot. And if your neighbour has mint in their garden, you better have a 2m trench filled with concrete between their garden and yours.
Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 1 day ago
60 cm is the actual number, which makes it much too real for me…
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I love stumbling across random information like this. I had no idea that mint spread so aggressively - and will likely never need this information. But it’s fun to learn.
Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not only does it spread aggressively through it’s roots, but it also grafts onto almost anything. The roots connect to other plants and create new hybrid mints.