California king is smaller than a regular king actually! Alaska king is bigger though
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Migmog@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Ask your parents to sleep in the same bed as you two for the first few nights. It’ll calm everyone down and help build trusting relationship bonds. If you need a bigger bed, I recommend the California king or Sultan bed size.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 day ago
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
It’s a California Kong, which is two California kings tied together with gorilla leather.
Wilco@lemm.ee 1 day ago
It has to be from an endangered gorilla.
Dashi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
For us tall people the California king is bigger in all the right places
SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It’s taller, but not as wide.
Migmog@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Diddy king is best of all! Didn’t forget to remind daddy to bring some hallucinogenic laced baby oil. This helps build rapport and loving bonds of familial love and respect! Diddy Kiddy King!
socsa@piefed.social 1 day ago
Yes, I've seen this one before. You start with a nice safe game of "who's in my mouth?" And then once everyone is warm, you work your way up to ranked competitive sex. Before you know it everyone is too tired to be embarrassed.