Sssssshhh! Don’t tell the non-showering depressed shut-ins that!
Comment on Anon reads between the lines
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 days ago
What stats go down? Afaik the only thing being dirty really does other than cover you in blood is make you smell, which can give away your position to enemies. But just getting dirty doesn’t make you smell, you have to crawl through something smelly and your stench will be indicated by flies buzzing around you (and Ocelot yelling you that you stink).
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 days ago
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 days ago
I haven’t played metal gear but in Skyrim stealth is a stat and it seems like this makes it go down
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 days ago
The Dragonborn: farts
The 3 Guards who phased in through the walls: “STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM!”
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 3 days ago
Nobody breaks wind on my watch!
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 days ago
“Must’ve been the wind.”
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Venom Snake: eats ration with beans
Venom Snake later on:
fart button unlocked
QTE to hold fart in while moving unlocked
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 days ago
Fuck, I’d totally fail that QTE right behind a guard on purpose