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owl@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  am the world’s greatest kindergarten teacher

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• watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  save kittens from trees

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  • owl@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.

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• holycrap@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can reproduce

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  • owl@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Makes sense

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You can give moving public speeches

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  become immensely popular as a male role model

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• WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You can captivate the attention of any child. You’re a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children’s birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.

  Except, there’s just one small problem…

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  • owl@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m Mr beast?

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  • blady_blah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist…

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pee.

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• Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.

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• eyelevel@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  can erupt the world’s most satisfying fart

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