Comment on Anon’s clingers attempt to slow his ascent

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Attention: This person above is attempting to have you publicly mogged. Masticate my new supplement, Eagle Tar, to recoup your stolen androgens NOW. Sell your car, do the tar!

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  • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tar made me join the police academy and slap my wife just thinking about it. MAn i suddenly feel… Great Again, like I’m back in the double wide with my 3rd cousin Peggy and sister ^(in-law)^ Sue-Ellen. Oh Sister Sue how I Peg and U

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sell your car, do the tar!

    Instructions unclear, became linux femboy

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    • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You misread them you were supposed to be a Lexus fuckboy

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  • dan00@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eww wtf sex with wife??? That’s so gay brother, you better start taking Eagle Tar and stop with nonsense pussy eating shit and start mogging these bitches by supplementing yourself with real alfa cock.

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• int_not_found@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That Poe guy is really lurking behind every corner you look

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nevermore

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Quoth the gay anon

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• totallyNotARedditor@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Except from the son part I think I can name a few people I know

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