Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.
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alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 day agoThat’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
partially aquatic.
So, like, a mermaid?
alekwithak@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I would definitely never trust a mermaid. Well maybe if they sang the right song.
genuineparts@infosec.pub 10 hours ago
I just don’t like the fishtail. I’d like the fish part on top with legs.
Geobloke@lemm.ee 21 hours ago
You just don’t know where they stand
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 21 hours ago
Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar
Hoimo@ani.social 7 hours ago
I know it as The Fisherman and the Fish
flyingSock@feddit.org 7 hours ago
One of the Grimm’s fairy tales.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.
makyo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I thought it was bad enough when I got catfished by a salmon but you guys got me beat
corodius@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Well, at least its better than getting salmoned by a catfish. that was an experience.
makyo@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Oof thoughts and prayers
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 day ago
A tale as old as time