Comment on We pink inside too :(

• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.

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  • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought it was bad enough when I got catfished by a salmon but you guys got me beat

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    • corodius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, at least its better than getting salmoned by a catfish. that was an experience.

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      • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oof thoughts and prayers

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A tale as old as time

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.

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• WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  partially aquatic.

  So, like, a mermaid?

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  • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I would definitely never trust a mermaid. Well maybe if they sang the right song.

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    • Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You just don’t know where they stand

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    • genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I just don’t like the fishtail. I’d like the fish part on top with legs.

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar

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  • Hoimo@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know it as The Fisherman and the Fish

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  • flyingSock@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One of the Grimm’s fairy tales.

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