Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what’s the matter little friend? You think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can, we’ll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger’s on the button, all they need is an excuse
It doesn’t take a military genius to see
We’ll all be crispy critters after World War III
There’s nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?
blackluster117@possumpat.io 2 years ago
He might! Would be one of my preferred endings.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 years ago
Yeah, if we’re going to go extinct anyway, we might as well have some fun doing it! You just KNOW Weird Al would be able to come up with a way of murdering us all so delightfully silly that we’d all enjoy it 😂
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
And there would definitely be polka involved!
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The accordion apocalypse!
ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
And spatulas!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If it goes that way I win a bet
kautau@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s the secret ending. We haven’t unlocked it yet