I can’t go out in summer cause people I constantly have to say no homo and people keep looking at me all weird
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And allergies are because your nose is full of tree jizz
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 22 hours ago
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Nah its the whole baby, not jizz
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
You’re thinking of seeds.
Pollen is only the male half of the genetic material required for sexual plant reproductin.
Hence, jizz.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 22 hours ago
You’re so right that ones on me
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 22 hours ago
seeing people admit their mistakes online is one of the rarest and most beautiful sights in nature
Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 18 hours ago
Don’t be so hard on yourself Sharkfucker420
mcqtom@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Babies are jizz.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 22 hours ago
when ya wank, do you shoot 3kg naked shitting humans?
superkret@feddit.org 20 hours ago
It’s the only way I can get off.
meyotch@slrpnk.net 21 hours ago
Millions of little homunculi