The fur suit he wears: …halloweencostumes.com/…/womens-grumpy-bear-rompe…
Comment on Me want cookie
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 days ago
My partner likes it when I dress in a blue fur suit and start talking like cookie monster.
She then says something like “do you want a cookie, cookie monster?”
I then say (again, in the voice of cookie monster) “me not a cookie monster. Me a pussy monster!” And start enthusiastically eating her out.
Just something to consider.
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 days ago
exasperation@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Cookie is already a slang term for pussy, you can skip that step.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 days ago
What if I don’t want to consider?
kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I would like to unconsider
AugustWest@lemmy.world 3 days ago
To unconsider Pussy Monster Facts, please text “No More Pussy Monster” to (202)-456-1414
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The guy at that number will grab up all the pussy facts you got.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 days ago
That’s very considerate of you