“hold up a minute, I need to support Wikipedia with my yearly $3 donation. it just popped up and I will forget.”
dies
(though you should help keep the lights on at wp so I guess gran had a good run)
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Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
YouTube is not Wikipedia or fucking EMS
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Aatube@kbin.social 8 months ago
If you can't scroll past the ad I doubt you'd be able to scroll to the section with instructions
I think the correct answer might actually be Wikihow
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
But if you scroll past, you’ll forget and Wikipedia will die.
It’s granny or the wiki. The fate of humanity is in your hands. You know what you have to do.
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
As true as that is, in an emergency people don’t always have time to seek out professional help, and it ain’t like calling 911 will magically make an ambulance appear in 30 seconds.
Also, the Institute Of Human Anatomy actually has a YouTube channel…
geekworking@lemmy.world 8 months ago
911 dispatchers are trained and certified to provide concise and accurate medically reviewed instructions over the phone so that you are not just standing there waiting for the ambulance.
deweydecibel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Kids hate talking on the phone so much they’d rather get help from YouTube than call 911.
That’s only partially a joke.
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Disclaimer: I’m not even upset at your partial joke. I totally get your point.
With that said, back in 1995, I had to ride my bike down the road in the middle of the night to wake a cop up, because we didn’t even own a phone at the time. I was only 13 at the time.
My mom had overdosed on a full bottle of Ellivile (Amitriptyline) and was foaming at the mouth. It took me like 10 minutes to get down the road, 10 minutes to wake him up, 45 minutes for the ambulance to arrive, and another hour and a half for the tow truck to come get the ambulance out of the muddy ditch after they got stuck.
It’s an absolute miracle she lived at all. It would also have saved us lots of risk of losing her if I only knew of something around the house fairly safe to make her vomit the stuff up.
TL;DR - I learned you can’t count on 911 to arrive in any timely manner, especially when they don’t know how to drive a big truck over muddy roads.
I would have actually been better off asking the internet how to induce vomiting than waiting over 2 hours for an ambulance. Too bad that service wasn’t a thing at the time.
tehmics@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They should also be able to rapidly provide instructional video in the year 2023
Pwnmode@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That seems unnecessary. You have them on the phone and they have the ability to guide you through it. It’s not like they should have to text or email you that information. You aren’t guaranteed to have a data signal or be on a cell phone or something to receive a text or email.
dan@upvote.au 8 months ago
I think they mean that EMS will guide you through it over the phone.
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
True that. Some people happen to be better visual learners though. Not saying I’d jump straight to YouTube, I’d most likely be calling 911 myself, but yeah when people go into panic mode they don’t always think clearly.
I actually asked my roommate what he’d do, and he suggested eating a piece of bread to help it go down. I dunno, makes sense to me, seems like that should do the trick.
weedazz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You know what would magically appear in 30 seconds tho? A Google images search. Not sure why people need a video when Heimlich posters have been doing the job for decades and are easily found online
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Google would just as soon post a page of sponsored content first and try to sell you a poster, so we’re kinda back to the same sort of problem.
If anything for an online search, DuckDuckGo…
SageMarble@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Don’t ads only show on monetized video?
Jako301@feddit.de 8 months ago
One would think that that’s the case, but youtube will happily show you ads on videos they themselves deemed not advertiser friendly. The creator simply doesn’t receive any money.
Paragraph5592@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Sometimes they show even if you don’t monetize your videos