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facepainter@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Teslas are jampacked with cameras.

  Which will show a masked figure of weirdly indeterminate height (possible wearing hidden plateau shoes) setting fire to it in the middle of the night, how curious 🤔

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    (possible wearing hidden plateau shoes)

    the cops will never single me out with my super discreet Tesla stompers
    /evil villain laugh/

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    • wieson@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      and the looong hat

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or just do ot old school like they did in medieval Europe with flaming arrows while out of sight of the cameras

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• Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wonder what fire does to the SD card on which the camera footage is stored?

  (Its only uploaded to tesla servers when the car is connected to the internet)

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you able to disconnect a Tesla from the Internet? You could forget your Wi-Fi network, but basically every car made after 2015 has an LTE modem

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      be a shame if it caught fire while you were camping in a remote location with no cell service

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      • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        These gosh darn libs came out of the woods wearing masks and carrying molotovs and afterwards they gave me lentil beans and rice and a rainbow flag it was miserable

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    • Kichae@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Chainlink blanet’ll do it

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Signal jammers?

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      • Skyrmir@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        National parks have squat for cell coverage.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My parents have brought a new car and the internet connection thing is super unreliable. It’ll say it’s in a dead zone when it’s just parked in the driveway and I have full signal bars on my phone.

      Devin sometimes claims not to have a signal when it’s in the local supermarket car park and the supermarket car park literally has a cell tower in it.

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  • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re always connected via cell service, though.

    That said, I’m pretty sure the antenna is stored in the right-side mirror, so if something were to happen, like that mirror becoming suddenly disconnected from the body of the car, it might disrupt that connection.

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• hohoho@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let the battery die, then do the deed.

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  • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    0% battery isn’t actually 0%. There’s still plenty of juice to run all the cameras, cell, etc.

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    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not even close to enough. Teslas turn all of that off at 20%. Running enough of the system to capture and process video takes about 500-1000w, so around 1% battery every hour or two.

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      • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If that’s true, that is very horribly engineered. 500-1000 watts holy shit

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      • Prime@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So a full car battery goes to 20% in just 4 days??

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