Why isn’t step 1 disconnecting them from the electricity?
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Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You don’t say?
Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!
DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Jimmy says his cousin used a Red Bull at a party he was at where some dude stopped breathing and it worked
Oneser@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Not sure if /s, but this could be from a time before phones were widely available and getting a doctor meant leaving the victim for a substantial amount of time.
Suffa@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
So you have time to violate them anally of course.