Why isn’t step 1 disconnecting them from the electricity?
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Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You don’t say?
Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 1 week ago
naeap@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
I think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!
DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Jimmy says his cousin used a Red Bull at a party he was at where some dude stopped breathing and it worked
Oneser@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Not sure if /s, but this could be from a time before phones were widely available and getting a doctor meant leaving the victim for a substantial amount of time.
Suffa@lemmy.wtf 1 week ago
So you have time to violate them anally of course.