Comment on Can I just use my thumb?

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Suffa@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So you have time to violate them anally of course.

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• bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why isn’t step 1 disconnecting them from the electricity?

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• naeap@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.

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    • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.

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      • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!

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  • DoubleSpace@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jimmy says his cousin used a Red Bull at a party he was at where some dude stopped breathing and it worked

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• Oneser@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not sure if /s, but this could be from a time before phones were widely available and getting a doctor meant leaving the victim for a substantial amount of time.

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