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• bluebee@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • nieminen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So you can be excluded from service if you prove that you fit every stereotype?

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  • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I was unprepared for this answer.

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    • Kyoyeou@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bluebee knew it was gonna be interesting

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  • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So, if you are the hyper-manly chest hair and leather jackets gay, you get drafted?

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  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    LMFAO

    This really sounds like one of the pornos I’ve read. Except there’s mpreg n shit like that in there too

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    • bluebee@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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      • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Bro I think they might be fat gayer than you ever thought of being. They’re institutionalizing getting free gay porn that they then watch together.

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    • FrankFrankson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Step brother I am stuck in the washing machine! Quick step on my face and fuck me and somehow that might fix it! (Porn music begins)

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  • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s me, the unfiltered military guy. Gonna need to see that proof again.

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  • HatchetHaro@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    a sub exhibitionist bottom into humiliation would be absolutely drooling at the idea of that scenario holy shit

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  • Presently42@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That is utterly glorious. I’m sorry you had to go through it

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  • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I came across the boldest, most unfiltered military guy there.

    Yeah, that ought to do it.

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• Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pull a handful of peanut butter out of your shorts and eat it in front of the selection officer. Some musician did that IIRC.

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