Now I’m interested does one have to have sex with Erdogan to prove he is gay?
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bluebee@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago[deleted]
introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
bluebee@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
[deleted]jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Modern whorefare
Kyoyeou@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Bravo Tango 7274, going dark
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
call of dicky
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
OK, this is going to be interesting… How did you prove it?
bluebee@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
nieminen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
So you can be excluded from service if you prove that you fit every stereotype?
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I was unprepared for this answer.
Kyoyeou@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Bluebee knew it was gonna be interesting
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
So, if you are the hyper-manly chest hair and leather jackets gay, you get drafted?
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
LMFAO
This really sounds like one of the pornos I’ve read. Except there’s mpreg n shit like that in there too
bluebee@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Step brother I am stuck in the washing machine! Quick step on my face and fuck me and somehow that might fix it! (Porn music begins)
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
It’s me, the unfiltered military guy. Gonna need to see that proof again.
HatchetHaro@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
a sub exhibitionist bottom into humiliation would be absolutely drooling at the idea of that scenario holy shit
Presently42@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
That is utterly glorious. I’m sorry you had to go through it
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Yeah, that ought to do it.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Pull a handful of peanut butter out of your shorts and eat it in front of the selection officer. Some musician did that IIRC.