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stepan@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• bluebee@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OK, this is going to be interesting… How did you prove it?

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    • bluebee@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • nieminen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So you can be excluded from service if you prove that you fit every stereotype?

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      • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I was unprepared for this answer.

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      • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So, if you are the hyper-manly chest hair and leather jackets gay, you get drafted?

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      • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        LMFAO

        This really sounds like one of the pornos I’ve read. Except there’s mpreg n shit like that in there too

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      • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s me, the unfiltered military guy. Gonna need to see that proof again.

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      • HatchetHaro@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        a sub exhibitionist bottom into humiliation would be absolutely drooling at the idea of that scenario holy shit

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      • Presently42@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That is utterly glorious. I’m sorry you had to go through it

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      • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I came across the boldest, most unfiltered military guy there.

        Yeah, that ought to do it.

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pull a handful of peanut butter out of your shorts and eat it in front of the selection officer. Some musician did that IIRC.

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  • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now I’m interested does one have to have sex with Erdogan to prove he is gay?

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    • bluebee@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Modern whorefare

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some I’d imagine want to serve

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