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stepan@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
OK, this is going to be interesting… How did you prove it?
So you can be excluded from service if you prove that you fit every stereotype?
I was unprepared for this answer.
So, if you are the hyper-manly chest hair and leather jackets gay, you get drafted?
LMFAO
This really sounds like one of the pornos I’ve read. Except there’s mpreg n shit like that in there too
It’s me, the unfiltered military guy. Gonna need to see that proof again.
a sub exhibitionist bottom into humiliation would be absolutely drooling at the idea of that scenario holy shit
That is utterly glorious. I’m sorry you had to go through it
I came across the boldest, most unfiltered military guy there.
Yeah, that ought to do it.
Pull a handful of peanut butter out of your shorts and eat it in front of the selection officer. Some musician did that IIRC.
Now I’m interested does one have to have sex with Erdogan to prove he is gay?
Modern whorefare
Some I’d imagine want to serve
bluebee@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
OK, this is going to be interesting… How did you prove it?
bluebee@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
nieminen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So you can be excluded from service if you prove that you fit every stereotype?
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I was unprepared for this answer.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
So, if you are the hyper-manly chest hair and leather jackets gay, you get drafted?
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
LMFAO
This really sounds like one of the pornos I’ve read. Except there’s mpreg n shit like that in there too
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
It’s me, the unfiltered military guy. Gonna need to see that proof again.
HatchetHaro@pawb.social 1 month ago
a sub exhibitionist bottom into humiliation would be absolutely drooling at the idea of that scenario holy shit
Presently42@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
That is utterly glorious. I’m sorry you had to go through it
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, that ought to do it.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pull a handful of peanut butter out of your shorts and eat it in front of the selection officer. Some musician did that IIRC.
introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Now I’m interested does one have to have sex with Erdogan to prove he is gay?
bluebee@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Modern whorefare