That’s too slow. Take us to defcon one.
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RustyNova@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh really?
Then let’s accelerate climate change. I won’t let those green fuckers win
Sergio@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’m Jewish, so unfortunately, Kanye has already taken me to death con 5. But I’m not sure if those are related.
yeather@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Actually Kanye took you to Death con 3, then admitted he chose the because he couldn’t remember if 5 or 1 was the worst one.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Won’t the extra CO2 just help the heartier plants (weeds) take over?
medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s right! Besides food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, and beauty, what have the plants ever done for us?
thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Brought peas?
SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I love peas
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Medicine. A lot of plants are used in medicine as well. Asprin came from tree bark.
medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Okay. Food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, beauty, oxygen, and medicine. But other than that, what have the plants ever done for us?
GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 months ago
They literally just fucking sit there, I’ve seen Jumanji I know what they could do, they just choose not to
Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 months ago
have you seen them in cemeteries, thier roots easily penetrates a casket and suck the corpse dry. also works on asphalt and pipes.
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
drugs
idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah but do those fir the wring reasons. If you were a slave and your master gave u food, clothe and housing would you think “wow what a wonderful master”? Well its like that but with the plants. They are enslaving us and we csnt just let them get away with it. /s