Cats have a butthole and it is often visible. People have a problem with seeing their cats’ turd cutters and cats do not like to wear pants, made less likely by the largely cottage cat pants industry making feline fashion out of the reach of most. The solution is to bedazzle your cats’ balloon knot with a jeweled medallion that hangs from their tail so you don’t have to see their chocolate starfish.
How much your cats may appreciate something perpetually grazing their leather cheerio depends on the cat.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Cats have a butthole and it is often visible. People have a problem with seeing their cats’ turd cutters and cats do not like to wear pants, made less likely by the largely cottage cat pants industry making feline fashion out of the reach of most. The solution is to bedazzle your cats’ balloon knot with a jeweled medallion that hangs from their tail so you don’t have to see their chocolate starfish.
How much your cats may appreciate something perpetually grazing their leather cheerio depends on the cat.
Rosebud, rusty sheriff’s badge, fart box, smelly frekle, crinkled star, cinnamon ring.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Looks like someone’s been reading the Thesaurarse / Thesaurass.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
You mean the synonymicon?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m just a connoisseur of slang.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Seems like conn-ass-eur might be more accurate.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Stink wrinkle
genuineparts@infosec.pub 10 months ago
The brown eye
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Keep going this is a decent start to a standup routine