Comment on I will take no arguments

over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When they say it lasts, they don’t mean it stays in the exact same condition and shape.

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Most of it is in my balls now.

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    • parody@lemmings.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Now they’re technically not blanks 🙏

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      • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        🎊

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    • booly@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Microplastics are stored in the balls.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, you’re not wrong…

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• Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plastic lasts thousands of years, most of it lasts tens of thousands of years but blue plastic singlehandedly brings down the average.

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gold Plastic Syndrome has entered the chat

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