TemplaerDude

@TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As ‘Hitman’ Turns 25, IO Interactive CEO Talks Eminem-Slim Shady Collab, ‘007 First Light’ Inspiration and Future of the Video Game Franchise: ‘Of Course There’s Going to Be’ a ‘Hitman 4’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I couldn’t give two fucks about the sanctity of some bloody leaderboards, just let me play the blasted game offline without making it out to be some kind of gods damned crime worthy of multiple popups warning me how you “Make a distinction between online and offline play” How about you fucking don’t No one NO ONE is going to pour through the annals of history in 509 years time to find out who topped the leaderboard in the Sapienza level of Hitman. ITS A SINGLE PLAYER FUCKING GAME Stop taking leaderboards so bloody seriously.

  Anyways, great game, ten out of ten, probably a top ten all time. Probably would be a top five if it wasn’t for having to sit through loading screens just to play it offline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As ‘Hitman’ Turns 25, IO Interactive CEO Talks Eminem-Slim Shady Collab, ‘007 First Light’ Inspiration and Future of the Video Game Franchise: ‘Of Course There’s Going to Be’ a ‘Hitman 4’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The funniest part is it became even more difficult to comprehend when they folded it all into one game, it was easier to just buy the fucking games when they were 1 - 2 - 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Last Epoch players turn on the action RPG for announcing a paid DLC class, tanking its Steam reviews: 'go play Path of Exile instead'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hoping to cover costs solely from cosmetics is a pie-in-the-sky fancy and they knew that, the only way that works is if your game blows up in the way that only those rare, 0.01% of games do. Saying they expected that to work out was some fucking bullshit. I sympathize with their plight, it’s obvious that if the options are sell DLC or shut down the studio, you sell DLC, but it shouldn’t have happened like this.

  They were dishonest at worst or brutally naive at best from the start. I’m willing to accept that latter simply because these were originally Reddit people who wanted to make their own mark on the genre, but it’s still inexcusable. I have zero involvement in the industry and I could tell you that was not gonna work out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People keep saying “lemmy is dying Bluesky is dying” but maybe it’s the fact that the people who migrated to those sites were already burned on social media and know better than to start arguments on the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ubisoft is a textbook example of what happens when you pin your companies revenue on a small handful of IPs and milk them to the absolute fucking limit. I like assassins creed, but I’ve played enough of them for the rest of my life. Make something new my dudes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition & Free Update – Announcement Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What is the point of this console?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather have a console that doesn’t run windows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massive Pokemon leak purportedly covers next-gen games, scrapped ideas, and more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🤣 too true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massive Pokemon leak purportedly covers next-gen games, scrapped ideas, and more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s going to look like a PS2 game and play like the almost 30 year old original.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one and why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why it’s the cat food spoon, baby. Blast it with the nuclear hot water and move on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one and why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry but in my house that’s the cat food spoon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Autumn Sale 2025 Has Begun⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ignore that post. Some opinions aren’t worth voicing, this is one of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The campaign against predatory in-game practices takes a step forward in Brazil, as President Lula bans loot boxes targeted at under-18s⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Loot boxes should be banned and in game currency needs to be banned as well. I’m so tired of this just accepted practice of scamming people out of money with shitty in game currency prices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone thinks the Deus Ex remaster looks awful and they're right: 'They really turned those 1999 graphics into 2003 graphics'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then we should be paying for this like it’s a 2003 game. Two bucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, That Great-Looking 'Star Trek: Voyager' Game Will Let You Spare Tuvix⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There isn’t a maximum enough setting on my phaser for what I wanna do to him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Charlie Kirk in his own words.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too! Fascists deserve bullets!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who plays like that x_x⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time someone tries and pull out the “just imagine flying a plane” explanation all I can think is motherfucker you’re playing a fucking video game

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Very suspicious that review copies weren’t given to publications that are much harder in their reviews.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lords of the Fallen 2 Will Be Revealed During Gamescom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I tried to get into it a few times but when you’ve played a couple thousand of hours of the Souls series, it came off a cheap imitation.

  I bounced off the new one right away. It sounded fun on paper but the big lantern mechanic was over sold and not fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lords of the Fallen 2 Will Be Revealed During Gamescom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It seemed more like “we own this name and it’s pretty edgy and marketable” to me. The first one existing (and being complete and utter shit) probably didn’t matter to anyone on the publishing side.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shamelessly stolen from Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had an American ask me if he could get a military discount.

  In Canada.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The industry filed false claims against the "Stop Killing Games" initiative | Accursed Farms⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Ross. This is what he does. The movement has persisted regardless. Bless him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Star Wars Outlaws flop - Guillemot blames waning interest in the franchise⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t even hate the Ubisoft formula, but it’s, like, dawg…. Try something new. I go years without being interested in the schlog, then I get really into one. But it’s astounding that they’re still putting out the same game for over a decade now. The trimmings might be a little spruced and fluffed here and there but the core loop is still the same fucking game, again and again and again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Public transit in Chengdu, China versus Toronto, Canada⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I do think there needs to be a shift in how the government invests in this country, but the answer isn’t “let’s go authoritarian”. Governments need to stop looking for big, complicated answers though and realize that production and growth comes from within, and improving mobility increases production, simple as that. You can invest in industries till the cows come home, but the optics of giving tax breaks and incentives to companies when it takes John 2 hours to drive to work is never going to be good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft Confirms a New First-Person Ghost Recon Game is in Development⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s gonna be live service traaaash 🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LIMBO and INSIDE are being delisted from GOG on July 17th⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People love them. They’ve talked about them for years. They show up on best indie game lists and the like.

  I find them incredibly boring.