Haquer
@Haquer@lemmy.today
- Comment on F21 looking for fun today 6 days ago:
My name is Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass
- Comment on Get in the AI cube 2 weeks ago:
Judge Dredd the film is a classic.
Dredd was super well done and I’m pissed there isn’t a sequel.
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- Comment on unironically what i asked the 2 guys traveling with me to do at Suoi Mo Waterfall 3 weeks ago:
Who’s Steve Jobs?
- Comment on question for the culture 3 weeks ago:
how do you turn this on
- Comment on Expungement 3 weeks ago:
@grok is this real
- Comment on I know what's up 4 weeks ago:
Shitty trigger discipline.
- Comment on Progress 4 weeks ago:
As another poster mentioned, it’s likely he said it correctly but the radio glitched/cut/whatever during that time and it cut a word. Neil stated that he said the line correctly.
- Comment on Looooooong 4 weeks ago:
This has been my ringtone for years. No regrets
- Comment on I'm 29 and my partner is only 28 am I exploiting her? 4 weeks ago:
Ah, I’m 4 months older than my girlfriend, I guess I need to stop aging for a bit as well.
- Comment on Your opinion is important 4 weeks ago:
ok
- Comment on Yummy yellow thing 🌽 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Meanwhile in California 5 weeks ago:
God I wish.
- Comment on Meanwhile in California 5 weeks ago:
I don’t drive one of the giant brotrucks that I see daily, those guys are absolutely fucked. Gas is $4 where I am, but I expect it over $5 by the time summer hits and those assholes with their 8mpg highway are going to be hurting
I drive like… 200 miles every 2 weeks or so in total? I fill up once a month and at current prices that’s about $60 for my car
- Comment on Meanwhile in California 5 weeks ago:
I love all the comments stating “oh that’s still cheap.”
Lil bro, I probably drive more in a month just for the menial shit I need to do than you do in a year, and I work from home.
We don’t even fucking have sidewalks where I live.
- Comment on The kid gives a great answer 5 weeks ago:
The woman in the photo seems to be wearing makeup, however?
Also not wearing makeup isn’t indicative of not giving a fuck, but hey what do I know
- Comment on Get em 5 weeks ago:
Not sure what you’re trying to do here
- Comment on Americans when they are trying to talk back to a fascist: let's have a cosplay party! 5 weeks ago:
My favorite has been people in those inflatable T-Rex costumes, chicken costumes, and clown makeup.
Just makes ICE look even more ridiculous arresting a chicken.
- Comment on GroverHaus East Wing 1 month ago:
I know it wasn’t a thing, I just love repeating it because it encapsulates the absurdity of the whole build perfectly though.
- Comment on GroverHaus East Wing 1 month ago:
Yes but where is the load bearing drywall?
- Comment on Okay but like the light has been green for 0.3 seconds 1 month ago:
Bad drivers never miss their exit.
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 1 month ago:
“Halle Berry’s Breasts: The Movie” We need more of these
- Comment on I don't know if this is AI. I hope it is though. I hope that bothers you. 1 month ago:
Doesn’t look AI to me.
You’re still a prick.
- Comment on who would win 1 month ago:
I have had a scroll lock vbscript that I have used for years that just it on/off every minute. This is the way.
However, we are on Windows 10 still (I assume parent company is paying for LTS) and Microslop keeps breaking teams on Win 10 so we are all using the browser version right now which shows you away if you don’t have that specific window/tab active, so it just shows everyone as away nearly 24/7, so management can’t use it as a metric at the moment and it’s fantastic.
- Comment on Gotta Philip soon? 1 month ago:
People don’t see him diddling kids. They do see the number on the gas pump though.
- Comment on oh shit waddup 1 month ago:
- Comment on Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️ 1 month ago:
massive dohoonkabhankoloos
- Comment on oh fuck 😨 2 months ago:
towel.blinkenlights.nl was the original and is still up. Just point your favorite telnet client to it, and get some popcorn!
- Comment on This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN. 2 months ago:
I can fix her.
- Comment on Colorblindness check! 1 year ago:
What a loss 😐