Haquer
@Haquer@lemmy.today
- Comment on Meanwhile in California 1 day ago:
God I wish.
- Comment on Meanwhile in California 1 day ago:
I don’t drive one of the giant brotrucks that I see daily, those guys are absolutely fucked. Gas is $4 where I am, but I expect it over $5 by the time summer hits and those assholes with their 8mpg highway are going to be hurting
I drive like… 200 miles every 2 weeks or so in total? I fill up once a month and at current prices that’s about $60 for my car
- Comment on Meanwhile in California 1 day ago:
I love all the comments stating “oh that’s still cheap.”
Lil bro, I probably drive more in a month just for the menial shit I need to do than you do in a year, and I work from home.
We don’t even fucking have sidewalks where I live.
- Comment on The kid gives a great answer 2 days ago:
The woman in the photo seems to be wearing makeup, however?
Also not wearing makeup isn’t indicative of not giving a fuck, but hey what do I know
- Comment on Get em 2 days ago:
Not sure what you’re trying to do here
- Comment on Americans when they are trying to talk back to a fascist: let's have a cosplay party! 5 days ago:
My favorite has been people in those inflatable T-Rex costumes, chicken costumes, and clown makeup.
Just makes ICE look even more ridiculous arresting a chicken.
- Comment on GroverHaus East Wing 6 days ago:
I know it wasn’t a thing, I just love repeating it because it encapsulates the absurdity of the whole build perfectly though.
- Comment on GroverHaus East Wing 6 days ago:
Yes but where is the load bearing drywall?
- Comment on Okay but like the light has been green for 0.3 seconds 1 week ago:
Bad drivers never miss their exit.
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 1 week ago:
“Halle Berry’s Breasts: The Movie” We need more of these
- Comment on I don't know if this is AI. I hope it is though. I hope that bothers you. 1 week ago:
Doesn’t look AI to me.
You’re still a prick.
- Comment on who would win 1 week ago:
I have had a scroll lock vbscript that I have used for years that just it on/off every minute. This is the way.
However, we are on Windows 10 still (I assume parent company is paying for LTS) and Microslop keeps breaking teams on Win 10 so we are all using the browser version right now which shows you away if you don’t have that specific window/tab active, so it just shows everyone as away nearly 24/7, so management can’t use it as a metric at the moment and it’s fantastic.
- Comment on Gotta Philip soon? 1 week ago:
People don’t see him diddling kids. They do see the number on the gas pump though.
- Comment on oh shit waddup 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️ 3 weeks ago:
massive dohoonkabhankoloos
- Comment on oh fuck 😨 4 weeks ago:
towel.blinkenlights.nl was the original and is still up. Just point your favorite telnet client to it, and get some popcorn!
- Comment on This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN. 1 month ago:
I can fix her.
- Comment on Colorblindness check! 1 year ago:
What a loss 😐
- Comment on IT support work be like 2 years ago:
NEEDS MORE PIXELS, IT’S FOR A CHURCH HONEY! NEXT!!
- Comment on Sigma college loans 2 years ago:
Well with one side of the aisle the cruelty is the point.
- Comment on Sigma college loans 2 years ago:
Incorrect, thankfully.
- Comment on Sigma college loans 2 years ago:
Depends on if you apply for one of the many programs available. If you are 100% disabled per the VA you would qualify for the Total and Permanent Disability Discharge (TPD). Call Nelnet’s TPD department ASAP. Here is their site: https://www.disabilitydischarge.com/
Feel free to DM me if you want to know more, this is literally my day job.
- Comment on Guess I'll die 2 years ago:
Because it is just that easy, I should have thought of this.