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• VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If only he could guard me from giardia 😔

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s ligma?

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    • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ligma parasitic microorganism

      No, wait, don’t do that

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    • zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not much, what’s ligma wit you?

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    • Haquer@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Who’s Steve Jobs?

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• Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But based on your other posts he won’t sleep with you so DMs wins ig

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• recklessengagement@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wanna bathe nude in a river. sounds ethereal

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  • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like fishies swimming up the butt

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    • heartpunk25@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      so urethral

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    • InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And that one hook teethed worm motherfucker swimming up my peepee

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  • PumpUpTheJam@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    May I recommend alpine lakes.

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• redsand@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did they peek as much as you were hoping?

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did you grab any extra? The cost of ram is way up right now.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d guard her.

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• heartpunk25@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does he happen to be royal prince?

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