Ketchup alignment

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• ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where’s mixed with mayo on the chart?

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  • smitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good

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• muel@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where’s the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?

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• Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There’s always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A new challenger appears

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting on a hotdog you’re having the fries with

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• IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Condiments are not to touch the fries until the chosen time. I would rather have ketchup in my hand than on top. Whether ketchup or mayo, it should be on the side. I can always dip a fry. I can’t Un-dip a fry.

  Imagine you ordered delivery and the cook decided you wanted the ketchup how they like it, and 45 minutes after they came out of the fryer, a large man named Shannon riled up your dogs at 10pm, handed you a soggy box of luke warm, limp, sagging, already dressed potato sticks.

  Yum. Sign me up for doordash premium.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.

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