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Aced it!

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There’s blood in my alcohol system

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  • NounsAndWords@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Even Jesus was only probably around 15% alcohol with his blood/wine condition.

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    • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      "In the eyes of the law, I have committed a grave crime, but in the eyes of God, I am amongst him"

      • Saint Heineken, Pope of the booze cruise after T-boning a honda civic at a busy intersection
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    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Damn! Some of the highest blood alcohol concentrations recorded are around 1.3%. Drunkenness occurs around 0.1%. Most people will die around 0.3%-0.45%

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      • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Challenge accepted

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      • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’d certainly want to, at that level.

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  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nobody drives drunker than cops.

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  • doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No the cops would be high-fiving

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