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Anon starves

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do your legs not fucking work?

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  • 800XL@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jesus. Sack up. Lol.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    talking loudly can’t even concentrate on eating

    Huh??

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Anon keeps losing his focus and putting food in the wrong holes.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Relatable

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      • jackoneill@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Pretty sure you just shit out your mouth if you do that

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      anon could have some sensory issues on the auditory side. When you do have sensory problems like that and are made to be in a loud crowd, it’s easy to start feeling really uncomfortable and even overwhelmed

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  • minibyte@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If someone falls, you need to ask an individual person to call 991. The thought being that if you ask an entire group at once, everyone will figure someone else is doing it and will ignore the request. I suppose that goes for turkey requests too.

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And after someone has dialed that number, they meant to dial 911, but it is too late, and the person already died by now.

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      • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        This is true unless you’re in Brunei, in which case 911 won’t work, and 991 is the correct number.

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  • morphballganon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s not your family, they’re just people you live with, who you happen to be related to.

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In a rather arbitrarily defined sense of “related”

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    • ParsnipWitch@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Who also pay your rent, heating, food, prepare the food…?

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