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- Comment on Microsoft CEO's pay rises 63% to $73m, despite devastating year for layoffs 3 weeks ago:
Everything is going exactly to plan. You’re welcome.
- Comment on Boeing proposes 30% wage hike to striking workers in its 'final' offer. 1 month ago:
Final? Then what, they’re gonna send out the local police depts or Constellis/Blackwater to kill them all?
- Comment on Tech CEOs are backtracking on RTO mandates—now, just 3% want workers in the office full-time 3 months ago:
I end up getting in late and leaving early on the days I’m in office and yet somehow I still get good reviews. That should be impossible according to c-level execs that are never in office, come and go as they please, and hold these thrice-rescheduled-hastily-engineered all hands meetings where there are never updates to the things they say they’re working on. They just say they’ve put a large group of middle-management on it right before they introduce yet another half-assed convoluted system to measure employee producivity that they don’t even understand. Gotta fire some people because the plan the execs heard about on a retreat didn’t work at all and they lost a bunch of money so they need cash to build that AI in order to fire more people!
- Comment on Trump's answer today reminded me of his infamous "Nuclear" quote. 3 months ago:
If you happen to see your post response here later on as a reply to a non-related post, but the idea is the same, it was me. This is one of the greatest replies I have seen on Lemmy and probably Reddit back in the day. It tells so much in so little and I identify with it.
I never knew how to express how intellectually insecure I feel listening to Trump speak and reading text of what he says. No I know what to do. Thank you, friend!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Dude, if some guy tells you that it’s because he is insecure or knows he has no chance and his fragile ego can’t handle you dating her because he thinks he is better than you. He is going to have some self examination to do and he can’t deal with that.
You intimidate him, man.
- Comment on International Court of Justice rules Israel's presence in occupied Palestinian territories is illegal and should end 3 months ago:
Now send some soldiers to enforce the ruling.
- Comment on Is there any real physical proof that Jesus christ ever existed? 4 months ago:
IIRC, the religion didn’t get anywhere is Palestine after Jesus supposedly died and it wasn’t until decades later that it picked up in and around Greece thanks to Paul, but no one was around that saw any of the events attributed to Jesus - it was all heresay.
I mean the bible is how many pages and how much of it actually takes place during Jesus’s life? And what is the timespan of the small part that does? Like a year? And the 4 gospels that talk about it are all rehashings of the same stories (more or less) and even contradict each other at times.
That’s a story with a lot of gaps and plot holes to base a belief system around - and that doesn’t even include all the baggage and hate that comes along with it.
People nowadays lose their mind and make death threats to the creators of stories that don’t fix or create new plot holes in canon. And we’re supposed to smile, nod, and happily accept one of the worst constructed stories ever just because some old white men that live the opposite way they tell us to live say so?
- Comment on Saw this and thought it was fake until I googled. It's real. 5 months ago:
You know it. Probably a lot of anti-lgbtq+ brainwashing too.
- Comment on Phones have unique phone numbers, why dont computers have unique computer-numbers? 6 months ago:
Except you can spoof an IP address or get another one from the ISP just by asking. You can spoof a MAC address too.
Intel introduced unique processor id’s back in the late 90s.
- Comment on Easter egg prices soar as cocoa crops are hit by climate crisis and exploitation 7 months ago:
Cocoa plant yields were talked about briefly in an episode of the podcast Behind the Bastards. According to episode 89 about Bjorn Lomborg and climate change there is a fly that pollenates cocoa plants and due to climate change this fly’s numbers are dwindling.
- Comment on Gun rights groups ask Supreme Court to strike down Illinois 'assault weapons' ban 8 months ago:
Any decisions made by the federal gov’t that conservatives don’t like should be sTaTeS rIGhtS to decide, but when states use their rights to decide for themselves what they want and conservatives don’t like it all of a sudden StaTeS RiGhTs don’t mean shit and they’re all about it being a decision for the federal gov’t.
Got it. Lol. So hypocritical.
- Comment on Anon starves 10 months ago:
Jesus. Sack up. Lol.
- Comment on The data is in: Return to Office policies don't improve employee performance or company value, but controlling bosses don't care 10 months ago:
Open seating facilitating C o l l a b o r a t i o n, my friend. It’s the newest in a long line of corporate circle-jerk KPIs.
Quarterly losses got the shareholders on your back?
Mandate more collaborations!
Employees realizing their worth got the shareholders on your back?
Mandate more collaborations!
Feeling insecure about your authority got the shareholders on your back?
Mandate more collaborations!
The high mount of time spent collaborating on Teams/Slack got the shareholders on your back?
Mandate more collaborations!
Some other company’s Exec bragging about their greater number of collaborations got the shareholders on your back?
Mandate more collaborations!
What’s the easiest most effortless method to generate more collaborations without having to use any brain power whatsoever?
Copy what other CEOs who’ve failed have done and change nothing because you’re a lazy hack but tell yourself it’ll work perfectly because you’re a snowflake and smarter than everyone else! 🌹🌹Return to Office! 🌹🌹
When it doesn’t work, what do you do?
Blame the workers for not collaborating right! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!
- Comment on Pay-To-Win Minecraft Servers are officially APPROVED by Mojang 1 year ago:
So the server admin creates items in their server that are unable to be achieved by playing the game on their server?
- Comment on Pay-To-Win Minecraft Servers are officially APPROVED by Mojang 1 year ago:
For someone who doesn’t know how ptw minecraft servers work nor has the free time to watch the posted video could someone explain this?
- Comment on Tech CEOs Fleeing to Non-Extradition Countries 1 year ago:
Naked? Check. Holding a gun? Check. It is most definitely John McAfee. Lol.