Anon is a magician

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “You will turn green”

  turns green

  “Yeah, I’m a motherfuckin’ Jedi”

  “No you’re not, you were just looking at the light on the cross street.”

  “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

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• Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The one thing no one ever mentioned about driving a manual transmission is becoming uncannily good at predicting lights and remembering the quirks of every intersection

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Watch for the pedestrian crossing light to end.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shush. A magician never reveals his secrets. You’ll be expelled from the guild for this.

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I apologize for my transgressions

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• TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lol I have totally done this

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty sure we’ve all done this when we were 5 years old LOL

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    • snooggums@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I did this last week.

      I'm in my 40s.

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• Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It eventually works every time.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Practice makes perfect.

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