Chicken loses job
Chicken is broke, chicken strips
Three seventy-nine
Submitted 10 months ago by HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Chicken loses job
Chicken is broke, chicken strips
Three seventy-nine
Good bot!
Ah, dad jokes.
Behold! A man!
Only to Plato.
I wish stripping was an option. Those girls seem fit and tough and put up with a lot of shit and can dance. I ain’t got shit on them no matter how broke I get no strip club it’s gonna hire me.
Impatient Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?? Me: Maybe it does but that doesn’t feed me
fuckin. what?
The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A chicken can’t wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?
HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No chicken fucking in the champagne room.
VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.
Evia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Says who?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
PHYSICS, DAMN IT!