'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A chicken can’t wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?

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  • HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No chicken fucking in the champagne room.

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    • VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.

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  • Evia@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Says who?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      PHYSICS, DAMN IT!

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chicken loses job

  Chicken is broke, chicken strips

  Three seventy-nine

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  • akincisor@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good bot!

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• fne8w2ah@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah, dad jokes.

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Behold! A man!

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  • HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only to Plato.

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• moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wish stripping was an option. Those girls seem fit and tough and put up with a lot of shit and can dance. I ain’t got shit on them no matter how broke I get no strip club it’s gonna hire me.

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• improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Impatient Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?? Me: Maybe it does but that doesn’t feed me

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• MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  fuckin. what?

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  • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars

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