Chef special

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• Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A roasted pig is just a pig that lost an improve rap battle.

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  • 123nope567@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    An improve rap battle is just a shelf help group gone awry

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A shelf help group is really just a handymane service.

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• captnanonymous@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.”

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Wait, that’s terrible! I quit! Just a handful for the road…mmm! Oh, what luck, there’s a french fry stuck in my beard! Oh, yeah!”

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  • psud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Am I to believe that a sled froze these peas?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh I thought you meant the other type of rosebud.

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• RenegadeTwister@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    AaaaAAAAAaaaAHHHhhhh the French

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  • diegooooooo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When I’m having a rough day I watch this: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvxwf1jxdaM&si=VTL5YJ48…

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• Bhaelfur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I read this in Maurice LaMarche’s voice

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  • amansman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh what luck! There’s a french fry in my beard.

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They’re even better RAW!

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire where Mrs. Buckley lives…”

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=V14PfDDwxlE

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wait until he hears about chickens and their steaks…

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  • psud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The steak fried by bacon is so much better

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• Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Idk man

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• amansman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Mmmm, frozen peas.

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