Wait until you hear danish… heres a sample
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Submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Nangijala@feddit.dk 8 hours ago
As a Dane, I will tell you two things, good sir/madam:
1 How dare you compare us to the Dutch in anyway? It is not remotely the same! Dutch sounds like choking on chicken bones, big deal! Danish sounds like throat cancer mixed with sea sickness. IT IS NOT COMPARABLE! D:<
2 You are a Swede and if you deny it, you are lying, bish.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
I may or may not reside in sweden and i may or may not be scared to go through denmark. That has nothing to do with this. Yes officer, this person is trying to dox me based on, well, i cant understand cause it sounds like theyre having a stroke, have a potato in their mouth and forgot how to pronounce consonants at the same time.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Between northern Europe being so back-of-the-the-throat, and both New Zealand and Seeth Eefrica transposing all vowels toward the lips, we can conclude the human larynx is polarized. As magnetic monopoles are not naturally occurring, this raises preliminary investigative questions about whether Norwegians fart in a higher register.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 17 hours ago
Dont get me started on those nose-talking motherfuckers.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 day ago
Legit.
CareHare@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
As they say in Dutch: “gochamel datwezellen wicham tor snoepsnor bopakker.”
I hope that clears things up.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
I hate that one word of that is actual dutch and it’s ‘candymoustache’.
glibg10b@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Also, not sure if Dutch, but in Afrikaans, “tor” refers to this big-ass beetle that always scares the crap out of me, and I guess “bopakker” could mean “top packer”?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 20 hours ago
It certainly cleared my throat trying to read it out loud.