it's a hoax

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• justdaveisfine@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah but you see, the bottom one is on the moon. There’s no gravity on the moon so the broadcasts fly in the air much more easily.

  Then the broadcasts have to go through space, with again no gravity, then simply fall onto the clouds when they hit earth, and once they’re in the cloud they can stream 4k to the rest of the internet.

  This is why they put satellites in space, much cheaper and easier internet than something on the ground.

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OK but not having gravity is gay

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And?

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    • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No. Gravity isn’t gay. Gravity is pansexual. It’s attracted to everything.

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  • gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, it’s because the Earth is flat so radio waves just fall down to Earth from the Moon easily.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s no gravity on the moon

    Rly?

    so the broadcasts fly in the air

    What air though

    then simply fall onto the clouds when they hit earth

    Now this is true

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck you’re stupid. They calibrated the rover to transmit at the resonant frequency of cheese, and being made of cheese, the entire moon essentially acted as a reflector. Learn some space history.

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• lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If this wasn’t a joke the entire internet would slide through to tell you how dumb this is

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh they still will

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  • eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Take a look around

    The quickest way to get the correct answer to a question on the Internet is to post the incorrect answer and wait for a response.

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• spacegoat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine being too stupid for a shitpost sub

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• Dishronor@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  On the Earth, the signal fades due to the atmosphere. On the lunar rover, the antenna is small because there is no atmosphere, and on the Earth, the receiver is a giant round structure that measures meters or tens

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  • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For example, a TV antenna transmits in all directions, while a lunar rover transmits strictly upwards

    Do you know…what a parabolic antenna…IS?

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    • Dishronor@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, that’s what I meant “the receiver is a giant round structure that measures meters or tens”

      In your quote I was talking about a TV antenna and a directional one.

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• remon@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The lunar roving vehicle wasn’t doing the broadcasting though … it wasn’t even there until the last 3 missions.

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  • Forester@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Actually it was used multiple times for the Ascent shot except for they only got it right the third or fifth time because you have to time the camera pan with the landers thruster ratios. They would wire up a camera to the Rover which would then be relayed up to the orbiter.

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• snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who is downvoting this obvious and well constructed joke?

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  • gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is no nuance on the internet.

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  • InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They obviously didn’t check the community

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why is this downvoted so much? It’s posted in “lemmyshitpost”. The dumbest Facebook-science conspiracy junk belongs here so we can all launch at it. If this was posted in “technology” or “science” I would understand the downvotes. But here it’s just satire to laugh at. Just downvote anyone who actually believes this shit.

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  • jpablo68@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think it’s because at this point in time, we can’t really tell if you’re just being ironic or just moronic, which is sad…

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, I’m afraid your right. Really sad…

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  • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Morons like you are why the Reddit shitposting subs are nothing but dogwhistling.

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• SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  the moons isnt blocked by uncountable particels of of this weird thing called "atmosphere "

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  • stevestevesteve@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s also transmitting from a nearly radio-silent object in a direct point to point path, single channel non HD, without the equivalent of an entire television studio inside it…

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  • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A particle is what you get when hydrogen gets told their whole life they’ll find someone and never bothers asking another hydrogen out as a result

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