I choo-choo-choose you!

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• mildseason@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lol the chuff chuff noises add to the experience. Pull the steam whistle when you climax for maximum enjoyment!

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Modern ones make electric motor noises. Probably not too uncanny when steam engines where more popular.

  This must have been an expensive art display though. Steam engines are expensive. I guess I might be wrong though. I haven checks.

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  • gigaqps@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The electric ones are so quiet they have them play the Tesla “wobwobwob” noise for blind people.

    Makes you think you’re being railed by Zoidberg

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    • AmyAye@nord.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can you program them to make the Sebulba Pod Racer noise?

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    • speakupattheback@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They should give them dalek voices

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  • 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wdym expensive, steam engines run on water

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Steam engines are complicated fiddly machinery that contains a pressure vessel. Explosions happened and were fatal.

      Also sooty terrible fire is terrible.

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I feel like this is an inappropriate, horny response. And harassed.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just adds realism to the ‘train going thru the tunnel’ part of the sex montage

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• speakupattheback@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think I can I think I can

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  • wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean… It’s hard not to. Sounds… Hot.

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• the_fuckler@nord.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Arthur Ganson is a kinetic sculpture artist who I at first thought made this.

  My first exposure to one of his machines was this oil pump that rocked back and forth ejaculating all over itself. I was going to link it but it looks like he took it apart to make a less horny version

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  • Doxin@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’ve linked “machine with oil”, the ejaculating one is “machine with grease”. I’m on my phone right now so I can’t look it up for you, but you should be able to find it on youtube under that name.

    I should mention the less horny version came first.

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    • timochka@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I tried to watch the video, but apparently I would have to log in to YouTube for age-verification because “it may not be suitable for children.”

      Honest to God, how the Republic of Dumbfuckistan gets to lecture the rest of the world on freedom remains the eternal mystery. I do hope y’all are using good long tablecloths in case a shapely table leg gives you the horn. (Then again, I suppose Vance needs plastic sofa covers so…)

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    • the_fuckler@nord.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh! It still exists? I guess I’m glad it didn’t get cannibalized for parts, I enjoyed Ganson’s horny era

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• bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I never knew that my autism could get a boner, but here we are… ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Victorian doctor or steampunk art student? Hmmm

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  New referent for “running a train” on someone

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• antianarchist@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My steam punk heart just increased its heart rate.

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• ieGod@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is there a term for someone only interested in sex with machines? Don’t kink shame, brother.

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• Eternal192@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jonk from WPE would definitely be happy to prove you wrong.

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• mbp@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Museum of sex, NYC?

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