I dared to open TWO cans in the kitchen and NEITHER were for Alfie. The horror, the shame, the SCREAMING from the cat!
Discussion Thread 🦜 Sunday 9 August 2026
Submitted 1 week ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
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SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 week ago
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Someone’s gonna find shit in their shoe.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Alfie would never. A shoe is too dirty for his shit. He needs the cleanest of environments in order to defecate!
Eagle@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Mother, I hunger!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 week ago
“burp!” … cat probably
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 week ago
I once had a dream about my old man dog, a chihuahua x pom, in which he had (in the most disturbing of circumstances) “But, Mother, why must I stave?” and I am still traumatised by that dream and Toby has been gone nearly 2 years.
In saying that, I love when Alfie jumps on me at 4am, in hoping I’ll wake up to feed him and I launch him across the room… only to hear him go to this bowl and start nomming on the bikkies that have been there all freakin’ night.
Cats, man.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 week ago
I’m finally playing expedition 33. Amazing so far. The story is so fucking cool.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 week ago
ARRRRRG I CANNOT LOVE THIS ENOUGH!!! Can’t wait to hear your thoughts as you go through it!
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 week ago
I’m blown away so far. I can’t believe I waited this long to play it.
I bought it when it came out but was “saving it”.
Just the first 30 mins were fucking amazing.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Cold.
Cat is warm.
Hmm.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 week ago
cats always seem to find the warmest spot in winter and the coolest in summer
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Husband and I loved hotpot so much yesterday we are gonna invest in a cooktop, pot and a lazy susan.
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Was it Divine Hotpot? Went to the city one with a friend who’d spent 9 years working in China and she liked it.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 week ago
literally struck by a migraine at midnight
3rd this week
it’s the new ceiling lights doing it
table lamps are best
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Okay, now I put these shoes on with my thick boot socks and the left feels too tight. This shoe size feels like a random seed that resets every night
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Elves are changing the shoe size when you’re not looking.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 week ago
I swear I have the evil version of the shoemaker elves from that one fable
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 week ago
or maybe your feet change size , which really does happen according to time of day, how much you exercise or even if sit or walk or lie down, maybe even the weather
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 week ago
There’s some wild variance on these ones. I just hope if I west them in they’ll feel normal at some point
Catfish@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Getting ready for bed I discovered I’d spent the whole afternoon at the pub with a folding knife in my bra. OOPS!
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Distillin’ daaay
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 1 week ago
I love a lil head and tail.
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Tossing them in a carboy to eventually do a “dirty dozen” spirit run
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 week ago
book reading day, movie day , a bit too rainy for much gardening
bacon@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Beep Beep 🚚
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Pineapple bun thank you 🙌
bacon@aussie.zone 1 week ago
🍭🪩🍞
Catfish@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Deep fried Tradesperson with council report sauce please
bacon@aussie.zone 1 week ago
☀️🚧🥩📄💦
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Lasagne dinner was delicious. Wine was delicious. Infinity Nikki rhythm game was good fun. Sleep is to be had. Hope everyone has had a delightful Sunday!