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Let me scorpion-surf in peace!

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Of course I can draw, I know what people look like!”

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I like to imagine people in 25th century will look at our art styles and/or unrealistic body standards in paintings and repeat this.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🎵Let’s go scorp-surfin’ now,
    🎵Everybody’s learnin’ how,
    🎵C’mon and grab your snakes with me,

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🎵 We’ll float some eggs
      🎵 With our big ass hands
      🎵 Like the Hunchback of Notre Dame

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  • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I suppose you want me to put pants on, too!

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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The last time I went scorpion surfing Urkel put a snorkel in my ass to help me pass gas. It was pretty cool I guess.

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    • DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …did I do that?

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