Snake

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• jlow@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  🎶 Snakes just wanna have fun! 🎶

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• Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ssssso there I wassss jussssst sssssoaking in the sssssssun on my vacation and thissss woman nearly ssssteps on me! Sssssso rude! Ssssso I bit her, naturally.

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• python@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well, first of all, you gotta travel by plane.

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  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    snakes on a plane you say?

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• Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Even more baffling is what is Lindsey Lohan vacationing from.

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• lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think this is a “misplaced modifier”?

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• toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Having “Lindsay House” saved in contacts: “What the fuck is her surname?”

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  • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wait, aren’t you replying to the other shitpost with Lindsey House?

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    • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I can’t control all the shitposts. This is the best and the worst thing - there’s always more shit to comment on than one can comment on.
      If you provide me with a direct link to that shitpost, I will remember to make a gap in my tight schedule and shitcomment there as well!

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